|off on a natural charge, bon voyage
||[Nov. 14th, 2004|03:54 am]
i have learned much this evening. first, never go scuba diving underwater if you are a naked woman, not only because of the dangers that sharks pose, but also of aquatic zombies. while they can serve to distract the sharks by trying to eat their flesh, they tend to take one by surprise by hiding amongst sea plants.
second, after seeing portions of apocalypse now and the west wing, i realize why martin sheen deserves the electorate's trust and is able to serve as a good president: his military experience fighting in viet nam. also, there is apparently a movie entitled apocalypse pooh, which is winnie the pooh cartoons overlaid with dialogue from apocalypse now. it leaves something to be desired, but at the end, piglet as dennis hopper's character is spot on. in the same vein, there is also apparently blue peanuts, which is charles shulz's peanuts characters speaking dialogue from blue velvet
my final, and perhaps most important lesson of the night came from wallace shawn, who said, "you fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'never get involved in a land ware in asia,' but only slightly less well known is this: 'never go in against a sicilian when death is on the line.'"
odb, dirt dogg, big baby jesus, unique ason, russel tyrone jones, osirus, joe bananas, etc... rip. i christened our bush outside with the last of my forty in honor of you.